Mr Mazzer 'Funtime' O'Reilly McEvoy Nickson and His Brain are happy to announce the birth of a healthy degree after three years of gestation. Both degree and Brain are doing well, but the father M. O'Reilly Mcevoy Nickson is said to be in shock on the completion of his final assignment. Asked what type of degree it was Mazzer said "It's too early to tell: we only find out in mid-August. All I can say is that Brain has survived a difficult birth, and although expected to make a full recovery, will not be doing any strenous thinking for some time. Tomorrow, I'm taking Brain to the pub to shout at the football, while baby degree is going to rest in the computer system, awaiting further evaluation".
O'Reilly McEvoy Nickson and Brain chose a controversial new technique for delivery of the new degree that involved applying Science to Art and Art to Science, supported largely by Wikipedia. Wikipedia refused to comment, pendig further editing.