A lazy Saturday morning found us observing "The Sugarbabes" or "Girls Aloud" on MTV or some other channel introducing their favourite musical tracks. The middle one of the identikit Barbie dolls was asked about her favourite artist. This is what she said:
" I really loved Michael Jackson when I was young and I really used to love his album "BAd" and the song "Liberian Princess". I thought the song was about me, because I'm a Libra, but it was'nt until I joined the band "[nods towards colleagues] that I found out it was a country, or whatever. In Africa or somewhere, or whatever".
The human race is doomed.