Hot off the press and I have just reviewed our financial status for this site. As Chair of the global corporation that is YWNA, I can confirm that we have had 5334 site visits since we went live. We have had a total of 0 clicks on adverts, earning zero revenue. This, in the current market, represents a great achievement because it means that we are not losing any money. Given the scale of this achievement, I have consulted the board and can announce the following performance based improvements in remuneration for the officers of the company:
Mazzer : 150% pay rise. This means I am now allowedt o watch two episodes of Sopranos per day, plus An episode of Gordon Ramseys Kitchen Nightmare USA at teatime.
Calli: An increase in treats from one to two salmon sticks per day. plus an extra tickle.
Tosh: AN increase in treat allowance from two to three salmon sticks per day, plus five dentabits.
RHB: No increase in allowance.
grasshopper: A free trip to Europe, paid for by herself.
Joey Mac: A free trip to Europe, paid for by himself
Legal Eagle: Two extra biscuits next time he visits.
Great Margaret: Some nice chocolate and a big hug.
Sally and Will: relaocation to a city of your choice provided its' Bristol.
Keep up the good work guys!
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